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| League Champions |
Owner |
Most Valuable Player | Team | |||
| 2002 | San Diego Sand Bitches | Jason Davis | 2002 | Priest Holmes | Texas Rednecks | |
| 2003 | New Jersey Twisters | Brian Alexander | 2003 | Priest Holmes | Texas Rednecks | |
| 2004 | Mississippi Black Panthers | Joe Berkey | 2004 | Peyton Manning | Lejune Ghost Walkers | |
| 2005 | Pittsburgh Henchmen | Jeff Brown | 2005 | Shaun Alexander | Pittsburgh Henchmen | |
| 2006 | So Cal Studs | Josh Munsee | 2006 | LaDainian Tomlinson | So Cal Studs | |
| 2007 | New Jersey Twisters | Brian Alexander | 2007 | Tom Brady | Texas Rednecks | |
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| Quarter Back of the year |
Team |
Running Back of the year | Team | |||
| 2002 | Rich Gannon | Texas Rednecks | 2002 | Priest Holmes | Texas Rednecks | |
| 2003 | Peyton Manning | Erie Skull Fuckers | 2003 | Priest Holmes | Texas Rednecks | |
| 2004 | Peyton Manning | Lejune Ghost Walkers | 2004 | Shaun Alexander | Pittsburgh Henchmen | |
| 2005 | Carson Palmer | Oregon Ducks | 2005 | Shaun Alexander | Pittsburgh Henchmen | |
| 2006 | Peyton Manning | Kramerica Industries | 2006 | LaDainian Tomlinson | So Cal Studs | |
| 2007 | Tom Brady | Texas Rednecks | 2007 | LaDainian Tomlinson | So Cal Studs | |
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| Wide Receiver of the year |
Team |
Tight End of the year | Team | |||
| 2002 | Terrell Owens | S.D. Sand Bitches | 2002 | Tony Gonzalez | Oregon Ducks | |
| 2003 | Randy Moss / Torry Holt | Florida / Buffalo | 2003 | Tony Gonzalez | S.D. Sand Bitches | |
| 2004 | Terrell Owens | S.D. Sand Bitches | 2004 | Antonio Gates | Texas Rednecks | |
| 2005 | Steve Smith | Buffalo Bad Ass's | 2005 | Antonio Gates | New Jersey Twisters | |
| 2006 | Chad Johnson | Alaska Ass Kickers | 2006 | Antonio Gates | Buffalo Bad Ass's | |
| 2007 | Randy Moss | Miss. Black Panthers | 2007 | Antonio Gates | New Orleans Voodoo | |
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| Kicker of the year |
Team |
Defense of the year | Team | |||
| 2002 | Morten Anderson | Buffalo Bad Ass's | 2002 | Tamp Bay | Buffalo Bad Ass's | |
| 2003 | Jeff Wilkins | Texas Rednecks | 2003 | Kansas City | New Jersey Twisters | |
| 2004 | Adam Vinateri | Miss. Black Panthers | 2004 | Baltimore Ravens | Lejune Ghost Walkers | |
| 2005 | Neil Rackers | Texas Rednecks | 2005 | Chicago Bears | Miss. Black Panthers | |
| 2006 | Robbie Gould | Oregon Ducks | 2006 | Baltimore Ravens | Kramerica Industries | |
| 2007 | Stephen Gostkowski | Texas Rednecks | 2007 | Pittsburgh Steelers | Miss. Black Panthers | |
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| Toilet Bowl Award |
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| 2002 | 3-10 | Honolulu Hot Ass's | Brian Berkey | ||||
| 2003 | 4-9 | Pittsburgh Big Cocks | Jeff Brown | ||||
| 2004 | 5-8 | Buffalo Bad Ass's | Mike Gathers | ||||
| 2005 | 3-10 | Baltimore Brama Bulls | Eric Szymecki | ||||
| 2006 | 3-10 | Mississippi Black Panthers | Joe Berkey | ||||
| 2007 | 3-10 | Kramerica Industries | Brian Berkey | ||||
| Total Points One Season | Owner | Year | Most Points One Week | Owner | Year | |||||
| 1 | 733 | Texas Rednecks | Ray Berkey | 2002 | 1 | 86 | So Cal Studs | Josh Munsee | 2006 | |
| 2 | 668 | So Cal Studs | Josh Munsee | 2005 | 2 | 83 | Texas Rednecks | Ray Berkey | 2002 | |
| 3 | 635 | New Orleans Voodoo | Will Botkins | 2007 | 3 | 79 | New Jersey Twisters | Brian Alexander | 2004 | |
| 4 | 632 | Lejeune Ghost Walkers | Nic Wolf | 2004 | 4 | 77 | Buffalo Bad Ass's | Josh Marks | 2002 | |
| 5 | 604 | Texas Rednecks | Ray Berkey | 2006 | 5 | 75 | Lejeune Ghost Walkers | Nic Wolf | 2004 | |
| 6 | 601 | So Cal Studs | Josh Munsee | 2006 | 6 | 74 | New Orleans Voodoo | Will Botkins | 2007 | |
| 7 | 596 | Buffalo Bad Ass's | Josh Marks | 2002 | 7 | 74 | Texas Rednecks | Ray Berkey | 2002 | |
| 8 | 594 | Texas Rednecks | Ray Berkey | 2004 | 8 | 72 | Texas Rednecks | Ray Berkey | 2006 | |
| 9 | 581 | Texas Rednecks | Ray Berkey | 2003 | 9 | 71 | New Jersey Twisters | Brian Alexander | 2003 | |
| 10 | 580 | Oregon Ducks | Tim Sedleymier | 2002 | 10 | 71 | Oregon Ducks | Tim Sedleymier | 2003 | |
| Best Win / Loss Record | Owner | Year | Best Winning % (All Time) | Owner | ||||||
| 1 | 12-1 | Texas Rednecks | Ray Berkey | 2003 | 1 | 0.679 | Texas Rednecks | Ray Berkey | 53-25 | |
| 2 | 11-2 | So Cal Studs | Josh Munsee | 2005 | 2 | 0.653 | Florida Hung Like Bulls / So Cal Studs | Josh Munsee | 51-27 | |
| 3 | 11-2 | Texas Rednecks | Ray Berkey | 2002 | 3 | 0.589 | Oregon Ducks | Tim Sedleymier | 46-32 | |
| 4 | 10-3 | Buffalo Bad Ass's | Mike Gathers | 2007 | 4 | 0.538 | New Jersey Twisters | Brian Alexander | 35-30 | |
| 5 | 10-3 | So Cal Studs | Josh Munsee | 2006 | 5 | 0.448 | Mississippi Black Panthers | Joe Berkey | 35-43 | |
| 6 | 10-3 | Texas Rednecks | Ray Berkey | 2006 | 6 | 0.444 | Buffalo Bad Ass's | Mike Gathers | 29-36 | |
| 7 | 10-3 | Oregon Ducks | Tim Sedleymier | 2002 | 7 | 0.410 | Pittsburgh Big Cocks / Henchmen | Jeff Brown | 32-46 | |
| 8 | 9-4 | Lejeune Ghost Walkers | Nic Wolf | 2004 | 8 | 0.384 | Honolulu Hot Ass's / Kramerica Industries | Brian Berkey | 25-40 | |
| 9 | 0.384 | Baltimore Bad Ass's / Alaska Ass Kickers | Eric Szymecki | 20-32 | ||||||
| 10 | 0.615* | New Orleans Voodoo* | Will Botkins* | 8-5* | ||||||
PLAYER RECORDS
| Moist Points Scored One Week Most Points Scored One Season | ||||||||
| Quarterback | Year | Quarterback | Year | |||||
| 1 | Tom Brady | 25 | 2007 | 1 | Tom Brady | 193 | 2007 | |
| 2 | Peyton Manning | 24 | 2003 | 2 | Peyton Manning | 184 | 2004 | |
| 3 | Matt Hasselbeck | 24 | 2003 | 3 | Tony Romo | 157 | 2007 | |
| 4 | Donaven McNabb | 24 | 2004 | 4 | Daunte Cullpepper | 153 | 2004 | |
| 5 | Carson Palmer | 23 | 2007 | 5 | Rich Gannon | 138 | 2002 | |
| 6 | Tom Brady | 23 | 2007 | 6 | Donaven McNabb | 137 | 2004 | |
| 7 | Tony Romo | 23 | 2007 | 7 | Carson Palmer | 134 | 2005 | |
| 8 | Donaven McNabb | 23 | 2005 | 6 | Peyton Manning | 124 | 2006 | |
| 9 | 6 tied | 22 | - | 7 | Derek Anderson | 123 | 2007 | |
| 10 | 8 | Peyton Manning | 122 | 2007 | ||||
| Running Back | Year | Running Back | Year | |||||
| 1 | Clinton Portis | 34 | 2003 | 1 | LaDainian Tomlinson | 182 | 2006 | |
| 2 | Shaun Alexander | 30 | 2002 | 2 | Priest Holmes | 153 | 2002 | |
| 3 | LaDainian Tomlinson | 27 | 2007 | 3 | Shaun Alexander | 146 | 2005 | |
| 4 | Joseph Addai | 26 | 2006 | 4 | LaDainian Tomlinson | 134 | 2005 | |
| 5 | LaDainian Tomlinson | 25 | 2006 | 5 | Priest Holmes | 121 | 2003 | |
| 6 | Marshall Faulk | 25 | 2002 | 6 | Larry Johnson | 117 | 2006 | |
| 7 | 7 tied | 24 | - | 7 | Ahman Green | 108 | 2003 | |
| 8 | 8 | Shaun Alexander | 102 | 2004 | ||||
| 9 | 9 | LaDainian Tomlinson | 101 | 2002 | ||||
| 10 | 10 | Ricky Williams | 101 | 2002 | ||||
| Wide Receiver | Year | Wide Receiver | Year | |||||
| 1 | Terrell Owens | 25 | 2007 | 1 | Randy Moss | 116 | 2007 | |
| 2 | Kevin Curtis | 24 | 2007 | 2 | Terrell Owens | 106 | 2007 | |
| 3 | Randy Moss | 23 | 2007 | 3 | Terrell Owens | 100 | 2004 | |
| 4 | Joe Horn | 23 | 2003 | 4 | Randy Moss | 94 | 2003 | |
| 5 | Chad Johnson | 21 | 2006 | 5 | Torry Holt | 94 | 2003 | |
| 6 | Javon Walker | 21 | 2004 | 6 | Terrell Owens | 92 | 2002 | |
| 7 | Derrick Mason | 21 | 20003 | 7 | Steve Smith | 91 | 2005 | |
| 8 | Marcus Robinson | 21 | 2003 | 8 | Marvin Harrison | 90 | 2004 | |
| 9 | 7 Tied | 20 | - | 9 | Hines Ward | 90 | 2002 | |
| 10 | 10 | 2 tied | 84 | - | ||||
| Tight Ends | Year | Tight End | Year | |||||
| 1 | Tony Gonzalez | 18 | 2002 | 1 | Antonio Gates | 72 | 2004 | |
| 2 | Antonio Gates | 17 | 2005 | 2 | Antonio Gates | 63 | 2007 | |
| 3 | Alge Crumpler | 16 | 2006 | 3 | Antonio Gates | 62 | 2005 | |
| 4 | Shannon Sharpe | 16 | 2003 | 4 | Jeremy Shockey | 55 | 2005 | |
| 5 | Steve Heiden | 15 | 2004 | 5 | Jason Witten | 51 | 2007 | |
| 6 | Shannon Sharpe | 15 | 2002 | 6 | Tony Gonzalez | 51 | 2003 | |
| 7 | Antonio Gates | 14 | 2004 | 7 | Kellen Winslow | 50 | 2007 | |
| 8 | Steve Heiden | 13 | 2005 | 8 | Dallas Clark | 50 | 2007 | |
| 9 | Jason Witten | 13 | 2004 | 9 | Chris Cooley | 48 | 2007 | |
| 10 | 10 | 4 tied | 47 | - | ||||
| Kickers | Year | Kickers | Year | |||||
| 1 | Rob Bironas | 19 | 2007 | 1 | Jeff Wilkins | 94 | 2003 | |
| 2 | Billy Cundiff | 16 | 2003 | 2 | Mike Vanderjagt | 92 | 2003 | |
| 3 | Jason Elam | 16 | 2002 | 3 | Adam Vinateri | 89 | 2004 | |
| 4 | John Kasey | 15 | 2004 | 4 | Stephen Gostkowski | 87 | 2007 | |
| 5 | John Carney | 15 | 2002 | 5 | Nick Folk | 86 | 2007 | |
| 6 | Mike Hollis | 15 | 2002 | 6 | David Akers | 86 | 2004 | |
| 7 | Kris Brown | 14 | 2007 | 7 | Robbie Gould | 85 | 2006 | |
| 8 | Shayne Graham | 14 | 2007 | 8 | Neil Rackers | 83 | 2005 | |
| 9 | Mike VanderJagt | 14 | 2002 | 9 | Morten Anderson | 81 | 2002 | |
| 10 | 10 | David Akers | 80 | 2002 | ||||
| Defense | Year | Defense | Year | |||||
| 1 | Minnesota Vikings | 28 | 2007 | 1 | Baltimore Ravens | 102 | 2006 | |
| 2 | Seattle Seahawks | 28 | 2005 | 2 | Chicago Bears | 98 | 2006 | |
| 3 | New York Giants | 25 | 2007 | 3 | Tampa Bay Bucs | 95 | 2002 | |
| 4 | Minnesota Vikings | 24 | 2007 | 4 | Baltimore Ravens | 87 | 2004 | |
| 5 | Washington Redskins | 23 | 2007 | 5 | Kansas City | 87 | 2003 | |
| 6 | New Orleans Saints | 22 | 2002 | 6 | Indy Colts | 83 | 2004 | |
| 7 | Baltimore Ravens | 21 | 2006 | 7 | Chicago Bears | 80 | 2005 | |
| 8 | Minnesota Vikings | 21 | 2005 | 8 | Baltimore Ravens | 80 | 2003 | |
| 9 | Oakland Raiders | 21 | 2002 | 9 | Chicago Bears | 79 | 2004 | |
| 10 | 10 | Oakland Raiders | 77 | 2002 | ||||